Bieber by the Poolside

Lifeguarding at the Polynesian and Grand Floridian Resorts gets redundant very quickly, just scanning water up and down all day long. Switching between 2 or 3 stands all day long looking at the same water ain't that glamorous. Throw a struggling kid or two in there for the day, it may be possible to keep the attention high. However, when there is not a person in the pool and the whole day consists of scanning (mostly) open water, a little music goes a long way.

At the resorts, there are cast members (Disney employees) whose job is "children's activities." They hang out all day playing trivia, hot potato, and other games by the poolside. They also put on some kid-friendly Disney tunes, including a hearty helping of Justin Bieber. Say what you want about the kid, his music, or whatever; his music makes a lifeguard's day go by quick. There is also a good bit of Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and Glee soundtrack playing throughout the day. This may not be the coolest music to play when hanging out at home, but the upbeat nature of the music gives myself the attentiveness boost I need to keep up in order to be the wary lifeguard I need to be.

Chatting with other lifeguards is something that helps the day from dragging on a bit. However, when there are people in the pool, it is not the best idea to get lost in conversation with other guards. In these times, it is best to say things concisely. When there is not a soul in the water for hours on end, the conversation is welcome to keep the time rolling.

In all, the job is pretty basic, gives me a break from academia, and gives me a bit of cred with saving lives and all (right?).